Match day has come and gone, and now there's a whole new crop of med students who have no idea what to do with their lives. I'm sorry, we can't ALL be born urologists. Anyway, I've composed a highly accurate algorithm for those of you who are still clueless
Note: OK, so after drawing this cartoon, I discovered that another medical specialty algorithm already exists, although it isn't as subtly (or not so subtly) insulting to all specialties as mine is (and it's not in COLOR). So anyway, I guess I accidentally ripped this off, although really, if you take away our right to steal ideas, where are they going to come from??