When I was in my first year of med school, a couple of my friends and I decided that we were sick of Valentine's Day and how it made single people feel crappy about themselves. So we decided to celebrate Anti-Valentine's Day. This holiday would express feelings that weren't specifically of love, but weren't of hate either.
We went out to the back of the university hospital and we climbed through a dumpster and selected "presents" for all our friends. We then taped little messages on each of the presents that expressed the sentiments of Anti-Valentine's Day. I can't rememeber, but I'm assuming we were drunk at the time.
Here were a few examples of presents:
Amazingly, we were not expelled.