Very funny cartoons!
You missed:"The starer - the lecturer who stares at you and your chest""The evil - the lecturer who has a chip on their shoulder and is determined that you as miserable as you are""The narcissist - the lecturer who's ambition in life is to make you fail""The revolutionist - the lecturer who wants to change the world and hates the establishment as much as you"
Damn-- you are so,so funny. I love this blog.
I'm pretty sure this applies to ALL professors. I've already had four of those types, and I'm only an undergraduate. I agree with FrustratedMedic though -- you should expand the list to add those ones, and maybe also the Nice Guy, who goes out of their way to help students but ends up being taken advantage of by his students.