One of my male colleagues has a two year old daughter and I found out that his ringtone is a soundbite of her crying (as an infant).
I said to him, "I don't know how you could voluntarily make that your ringtone."
"Why?" he asked.
The sound of my baby crying is NOT a happy sound to me. I mean, I may as well set my ringtone to sound exactly like my pager. Plus it might make me lactate.
I have a feeling that this guy did not do a lot of late night feedings. Baby crying probably just meant handing her off to his wife.