I just wanted to share that my groundbreaking article "All Research is Actually Made Up" has been published in the current issue of the very excellent Journal of Irreproducible Results. I won't spoil the conclusion of the article for you.
Right after it was accepted, I sent a copy of the article to my father, who generally likes my writing because "most women don't write funny stuff but you do." I thought to myself, "He's going to love this!"
He didn't. He said, "Well, this is just silly."
I'm glad though. It shows he was being honest about liking my other writing.