Me: "I think my residency prepared me well for this kind of job."
Interviewer: "So you did your residency in Maryland, right?"
Me: "Um, no."
Interviewer: "Wait, where did you go to med school?"
Me: "I went to the University of--"
Me: "I've never actually gone to any school in Maryland."
Interviewer: [disappointed] "Oh. So I guess I can't talk to you about crabcakes."