A conversation I overheard on the ward between our very loud urology consultant and, I guess, the mother of one of his patients:
Urologist: "YEAH, I EXAMINED YOUR SON AND HIS PENIS IS REALLY SMALL. IT'S ABNORMALLY SMALL. I WOULD CALL IT A MICROPENIS."
Urologist: "NO, IT WAS DEFINITELY AN ABNORMALLY SMALL PENIS. ALSO, I COULDN'T PALPATE ANY TESTICLES. NOPE, I COULDN'T FIND THEM AT ALL."
Urologist: "ALSO, I'M NOT SURE IF YOU NOTICED THIS, BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY BODY HAIR. YES, HE DOES HAVE HAIR ON HIS HEAD, BUT AN 11 YEAR OLD BOY SHOULD HAVE SOME BODY HAIR. OF COURSE, THAT COULD BE EXPLAINED BY THE LACK OF TESTICLES."
Nurse: "Oh my god, he is really loud."