Lately, I've been finding a lot of eyelashes in my eyes. This week I've had to fish out at least four eyelashes at various times.
Husband: "Maybe you should start plucking your eyelashes?"
Husband: "What? Isn't that what all women do?"
Me: "No! Women don't pluck their eyelashes! Women want to have longer eyelashes."
Husband: "Yes, but don't women pluck them and then, like, draw new ones in or something?"
Me: "You're thinking of eyebrows."