Me: "Do you think my posts sound like 'me'?"
Husband: "I dunno. Maybe a little too whiny."
Me: "Gasp! Are you implying I'm too whiny??"
Husband: "Well you do have a weekly whine. Plus a lot of daily whines too."
Me: "I guess I should be grateful you don't think I'm whiny in real life."
Husband: "I just assume you are whining to yourself all the time."
Husband: "Yeah, like in your head."
Me: Well, I'm thinking of whines to put on the blog."
Husband: "But you have so many that sometimes you have a whine that isn't a weekly whine."
Me: "I know. It's out of control."
Husband: "I just think it's really funny how my purposely offensive post for you was the least offensive one."
And then he insisted that I write a whine about HIMYM and how it's so annoying that he still hasn't met the mother. Because seriously.