Reception: "Your first patient of the morning called to say he's running late. He's a worker's comp patient. He doesn't speak English. He's coming in for pain in his head, shoulders, arms, back, hips, and legs."
Me: "Is there any possible chance this is all an April Fools joke?"
Not that I don't love worker's comp patients who don't speak English and have pain in every part of their body.
Well, could have been worse. At least "groin" wasn't included in there.