Quote of the day:
Patient: "I don't like taking medications. If I were a woman, I would have gotten pregnant at, like, 14."
Patient: "Because I could never have taken the birth control pills every day, ya know?"
Yeah, it's a damn lucky thing all 14-year-old girls are on birth control pills, otherwise there'd be an epidemic of pregnancies. Clearly, there's no other way to prevent pregnancy. Like, for example, condoms. Or maybe even not having sex at age 14.