Most annoying 5AM page:
"Hi, I'm calling from [Random Hospital miles away]. Does your rehab service do outside consults?"
The answer was no, but it was such a bizarre call, so I though maybe I was missing something. "Do you have an acute spinal cord admission?" I asked.
"I don't know," the person said.
Huh? "Well, what's wrong with the patient?"
"There's no specific patient. I just wanted to find out if you do outside consults."
Huh?????? So it's 5AM and this person decides to page our hospital and wake up the on call person to ask a general question of whether or not we do outside consults?? WTF?????????????
"Everybody told me you don't do outside consults," the person added, "but I wanted to make sure."
Honestly, I wish I hadn't been so tired and disoriented, because I would have liked to grill this person on what they were thinking by calling us. You're asking for a consult from another hospital and you don't even have a patient in mind??? But in an attempt to actually get some sleep, I just told them we don't do outside consults and hung up.