I had this friend in college named Mike who was a bit of a downer. Like he'd always be the one to point out things like, "College is the best time in our lives. It's all downhill from here."
Anyway, one day he said, sort of out of nowhere, "One great thing about being a man is that I won't be lonely when I get old. It's really easy for elderly men who are single to find women."
And I said, "You realize that's because most of you will be dead, right??"
I guess I was the one who was the downer there. I suppose I can see his point though.