Chief resident: "Hey, can you see a consult for me?"
Me: "I've got EMGs all day today."
Chief: "I thought you didn't have EMGs on Monday mornings?"
Me: "That's true."
Chief: "So why do you have EMGs this morning?"
Me: "Today is actually Tuesday."
Chief: "Oh, yeah. It is."
Me: "Fine, I think I can do it."
I finally sat down for lunch and I got a page from the chief: "Hey, you know that consult I gave you this morning? You don't have to see him."
Me: "You mean the consult that I already SAW and already STAFFED??"