During one of my fluoroscopic injection clinics, one of the patients:
--Refused to take off her pants. Seriously, if you're going into an OR for a procedure in your lower back, you have to take your pants off.
--Her daughter handed me a bunch of disability paperwork she was insisting that I fill out, despite the fact that we had never met the patient before and all we were asked to do was stick a needle in her spine.
Thanks for that referral, ortho!