I was at the supermarket the other day and I reached for a package of fresh sliced mushrooms. This random old guy standing next to the mushrooms gets my attention.
Man: "Can I ask you a question about mushrooms?"
Me: "Uh. Okay."
Man: "Doesn't it make more sense to buy whole mushrooms rather than sliced?"
Me: "Well, this way I don't have to slice them or wash the dirt off."
Man: "It's not like they're hard to slice."
Seriously??? I can't even buy mushrooms in peace without some busybody criticizing me?
I think if buying sliced mushrooms makes my life a little easier, I'm entitled.