In my line of work, we use a lot of laxatives. Some of our favorites are colace, senna, dulcolax, miralax, mg citrate, MOM. But I recently discovered a laxative that works better than any of the above with relatively few side effects. The name of that laxative is...
I've come to that conclusion after every single time I enter a room to see a patient, they immediately comment that they have to use the bathroom. Without fail.
In fact, my laxative effects are so powerful that frequently when I am scheduled to see a patient, I come into the room and they're already on the toilet. With no end in sight.
I come in tablet, powder, and suppository forms.
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