Dr. Nice: How was conference?
Me: The usual. Dr. Douche got mad at me.
Dr. Nice: What happened this time?
Me: I was presenting a case of a patient who had bilateral clavicle fractures and toward the end Dr. Douche said "well, wouldn't you not have done the surgery if he had only one clavicle fracture?" So I said "yes, if he had a different problem, we would have treated it differently."
Dr. Nice: He didn't like that, did he?
Me: Not so much.