The stress of the contest has made me a nervous wreck! Well, maybe I was a nervous wreck before the contest, but at least I can attach it to something now.
So, your "new favorite snack is one egg over easy with one piece of toast." I think you just redefined what constitutes "snack" food, Dr. Fizzy!
It sure would be nice to win. I don't usually win things so it would be a nice change. It's not like I'm expecting to win. I mean, who am I to actually get what I want?! Did I get a snickers bar with almonds when the other kids were getting one? Hmm? Of course not! Or an almond joy? I wouldn't even dare to dream that big! Yes, I see the handwriting on the wall. Call me crazy, if you wish....alright, not that loud!...but I know how this is going to end up. At the end of the day, I'm going to be left holding the bag with no snickers bar with almonds in it.
Yes, there's still time but it's slowly ticking away. It's like a buzzing sound that just won't go away, getting louder and louder. Oh wait!...I left my alarm clock on!
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You're very astute, Dr. Fizzy. Was it too much?