I got possibly one of the most annoying pages ever yesterday. It was a nurse calling to inform me that an elderly female patient had stolen her elderly female roommates dentures.
And where was this lady keeping the dentures? In her mouth, obviously.
The denture thief was demented and apparently would not let anyone take the dentures back. So what exactly was I supposed to do? Knock her out so we could take the dentures?
To be honest, I'm pretty sure the roommate didn't want them back at that point.