Me: ...and I'm not sure if we need to do [options x, y, or z] because [long and complicated list of pros and cons]--
Dr. Dream: OK, I'll tell you what we're going to do. You ready?
Dr. Dream: I am going to take charge of the decision making process. You are going to go home and relax and I will decide what to do about everything.
And if there is a better present you can give your post-call, pre-menstrual (actually, wait...menstrual) resident on a Sunday morning, well, I don't know what it is.