I lived in college dorms for four years but I've never experienced such shitty living conditions as in my med school dorms. I give you an example of messages they have left me on my answering machine:
"Sorry to inform you that your water will be shut off for the entire weekend, from Friday night through Sunday at midnight."
"We will be replacing your carpet tomorrow. Please remove all items from the floor of your room."
"You have failed inspection due to boxes in your kitchen. You will be charged a penalty."
"Workers will be entering your individual rooms every morning this week."
"An exterminator will be coming this week. Please remove all food and other items from the kitchen."
"Due to unforeseen circumstances your water will be shut off until 6 PM today, starting in ten minutes."