Thursday, May 12, 2016

Fresh apple pie

Because it's nurses week, I bought a beautiful apple pie at the supermarket.

I happened to notice that although it's packed professionally, it comes in a pie tin that I would use to make a homemade pie. After I noticed that, the temptation to remove all the outer packaging, mess up the crust a little, cover it with tin foil and pass it off as homemade has become overwhelming.

I shouldn't do that.

Or maybe I should....


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  1. Just don't mention that it is homemade or bought, just leave it and let their minds go where they may. Of course, if they ask you have to tell the truth.

  2. I just started Brain is fantastic!

  3. I see nothing wrong with that, as long as you don't lie if someone asks. If they ask for the recipe, tell them the ingredients called for an automobile, a full tank of gas, and a credit card to swipe at the register.