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Well, at least they weren't coming out of his "wherever."
Patient eats a lot of headaches ...
Yeah, I'd go to the ER for that...
Here is an oldie, but goodie transcription error: Exam reveals patient is circus sized.
My favorite is from REI rotation in Med school "the couple has intercourse roughly twice a week" - he learned to say approximately next time 😂