Me: "Do you have any other questions for me?"
Patient: "Yes. Will you marry me?"
Patient: "I'm sorry. I put you in an awkward position. You don't want to marry me, but you don't want to upset me by saying no."
Me: "I'm already married."
It would have been a lot more flattering if the patient weren't ninety years old. And mostly blind.
Still, it's nice to know I have options!
He likes your butt.ReplyDelete
I love your blog, but really would you not have dated someone back in the dating years because they were blind? It's a little offensive to people with disabilities.ReplyDelete
Lol, I just meant it would have been more flattering if he could see what I looked like. Don’t jump to take offense.ReplyDelete
I hope I live long enough to say things like that. Looks mean less and less the older you get. I'll bet he can see just fine with his heart.ReplyDelete