Me: "Do you have any other questions for me?"
Patient: "Yes. Will you marry me?"
Patient: "I'm sorry. I put you in an awkward position. You don't want to marry me, but you don't want to upset me by saying no."
Me: "I'm already married."
It would have been a lot more flattering if the patient weren't ninety years old. And mostly blind.
Still, it's nice to know I have options!