Monday, June 7, 2010

Cruel Resident Stories: Microcytic or macrocytic?



Note: All resident stories are 100% true. Including the names. Take that, Jessica, you bitch.

12 comments:

  1. Gotta love the ones who argue about the minor details while the patient crashes.

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  2. I had an attending like that during my sub-i. Fortunately my resident was awesome and warned us about her, and told us not to take it personally.

    Sigh.

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  3. So funny!!!! Thanks for the monday snicker!

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  4. Just when I think I am looking forward to being in the hospital again I see one of your cartoons and I decide maybe being stuck with my head in a textbook isn't so bad after all!!

    Definitely have come across a few Jessica's in the past. Ughhhh.

    Hilarious as usual Fiz.

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  5. ~laughs~ I had a resident do that to ME...and I'm just the NURSING student!!! All I wanted was to know if she REALLY wanted me to give the ORAL MEDS she ordered for the dangerously unstable patient.

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  6. Ugh! Sometimes I think these types are attracted to medicine (in general) and internal medicine (in particular).

    This part is still cracking me up though - "Take that, Jessica, you bitch."

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  7. Yup, have met those types. They aren't exclusive to medicine/health care either.

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  8. Any Cruel Resident Story that I tell about intern year has a 95% chance of being about Jessica. She was my resident twice and basically my archnemesis that year.

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  9. I once had an chief resident pimp me on a similarly irrelevant point (I was ER rotating through internal medicine) and (in front of a relatively large group) I responded briskly, "Don't know, don't care," and proceeded on with the relevant portion of the presentation.

    My evaluation wasn't great but I became a hero to the internal medicine interns who witnessed it...

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  10. Just came across your website (I'm an intern now) and I ALSO had a nemesis named Jessica! Serious throw-under-the-bus potential in that name, evidently...

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