Homeless people coming up to your office to collect empty Diet Coke cans.
You forgot, "Urinary frequency on rounds."
I'm a fish that swims in black coffee all day - and yes, it is ALL that! You could add in the unnatural excitement for the "fat-file" new cases in the clinics!MD Girl, add to the urinary frequency, that your attending makes sure you can't step out to pee!
Perhaps that should have been "Urinary urgency," instead.
I knew other people were going to come up with better suggestions than me, considering I am an anomaly who lives a caffeine-free lifestyle. But one of my classmates actually did develop an arrhythmia from coffee.
Ha ha! Don't forget hypomania, complete with pressured speech - this from the person who just downed a Cuban cortadito while typing this, had two cups of Tazo "Awake" tea, and had two cups of coffee this morning.
I think those are signs you have had just enough coffee
thanks for the reminder. it's indeed all this!