I'm a fish that swims in black coffee all day - and yes, it is ALL that! You could add in the unnatural excitement for the "fat-file" new cases in the clinics! MD Girl, add to the urinary frequency, that your attending makes sure you can't step out to pee!
I knew other people were going to come up with better suggestions than me, considering I am an anomaly who lives a caffeine-free lifestyle. But one of my classmates actually did develop an arrhythmia from coffee.
Ha ha! Don't forget hypomania, complete with pressured speech - this from the person who just downed a Cuban cortadito while typing this, had two cups of Tazo "Awake" tea, and had two cups of coffee this morning.
Homeless people coming up to your office to collect empty Diet Coke cans.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot, "Urinary frequency on rounds."
ReplyDeleteI'm a fish that swims in black coffee all day - and yes, it is ALL that! You could add in the unnatural excitement for the "fat-file" new cases in the clinics!
ReplyDeleteMD Girl, add to the urinary frequency, that your attending makes sure you can't step out to pee!
Perhaps that should have been "Urinary urgency," instead.
ReplyDeleteI knew other people were going to come up with better suggestions than me, considering I am an anomaly who lives a caffeine-free lifestyle. But one of my classmates actually did develop an arrhythmia from coffee.
ReplyDeleteHa ha! Don't forget hypomania, complete with pressured speech - this from the person who just downed a Cuban cortadito while typing this, had two cups of Tazo "Awake" tea, and had two cups of coffee this morning.
ReplyDeleteI think those are signs you have had just enough coffee
ReplyDeletethanks for the reminder. it's indeed all this!
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