Thursday, November 11, 2010

3 Jokes for Pediatricians


  1. Yup. That's why I don't do peds, either.

    Hysterical mother screamed: "Make him stop crying!"

    So I left the room. That worked.

  2. Dude, the heart one totally worked for me.

    Though I totally remember as a child being irritated by the cheerios joke because I never ate cheerios and I felt like they were treating me like I was stupid. I remember being shocked that it actually worked on some kids.

  3. Where do bees go to the bathroom? At the BP station!
    What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? Kids won't eat broccoli...

  4. Haha, loved the bagel one. I do want to do peds, though I've only seen like 5 pediatric patients in my med school career.

  5. What does it say about my intelligence level that I had to read the bagel one twice to get it?!


  6. According to the Reader's Digest, you don't say Cheerios every time. You ask the kid's parents what he had for breakfast!