A conversation I had with my attending right before my second wedding anniversary:
Attending: "The first wedding anniversary is the paper anniversary. So for our first anniversary, my husband made a little scavenger hunt with clues going to all my different presents."
Me: "For my first anniversary, my husband had mono, passed out, and I had to take him to the hospital in the middle of the night."
Attending: "So he's not really the romantic type?"
Me: "Not really."
Attending: "Is he planning something special for your second anniversary?"
Me: "I'll just be happy if I don't have to take him to the hospital."