Monday, May 9, 2011

The 9 Types of Nurses

14 comments:

  1. I think you can correlate them to which wards they worked on. Grumpy - OB; Peppy - Peeds, Tough - Surgery and so on.

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  2. I don't know... I see the full spectrum represented on my own ward....

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  3. Hahhah--bang on. All of those definitely are well represented in the ED!!

    If I could draw I would add:

    -nurse who disappears for smoke break every chance she gets.
    -nurse who wears too much perfume and ring on every finger (often same as above nurse)
    -nurse who thinks she knows everything (I think these are more represented in ED/ICU/CCU)
    -nurse who actually does know everything
    -nurse who is constantly tidying/restocking/organizing

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  4. Nurse Tiger Mother: protects her patient (usually in the NICU) as if the patient is her cub and you better have a damn good reason to disturb them. Use extreme caution when pre-rounding on this nurse's patient as a resident.

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  5. Damn, I am two of those. Nurse man and I think I will keep the other one to myself.

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  6. Ahh, I do so enjoy your little cartoons haha =)

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  7. Excellent! The comments collected a few missing types--I might add Nurse Mother--thinks all the patients need a mother who knows best.

    I worked with one of these and I was always amazed at what she would say to grown men when she was giving discharge instructions!

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  8. Ok. I cop to being nurse peppy. But I totally pale in comparison to CNA Pollyanna, who SINGS constantly.

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  9. "Can you start that IV antibiotics for me now?"
    "I'm on break"

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  10. ohhh these are awesome.

    another one: nurse who is always frazzled, always unbelievably "busy" no matter what the assignment. walks really fast and never finishes a whole conversation

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  11. Mehaholic -- You wouldn't be speaking of Nurse VA, would you?

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  12. haha Im a nurse and that was spot on... think i work with them all and a few more! :)

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  13. HAHA @ medaholic & Old MD girl. SO TRUE. I think at every VA across the country. I'm in Boston. Once had a VA nurse tell me she didnt know why my s/p esophagectomy pt hadnt gotten vitals in over 18h, but she couldn't do them now because she was, yes, "on a break."

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