It is funny because it is true. The other tip is to always check the notes, in addition to asking the history: ME: Any history of heart problems or have you ever had a heart attack? Even if it has been treated or gotten better? Pt: Ah, I had this chest pain once, and went to a hospital, but I'm fine, no, no issues. Notes: CABGx3, PPM, multiple stents.
My personal favourite elderly encounter was of a woman who vehemently denied ever having surgery - upon review of her scars and hospital chart, I identified at least eight, including a mastectomy. I had thought at least that one would be memorable.
Lol. So true! I love working with seniors, they say the most random things. One thing, this elderly lady said "the city should fit the roads *pause* because it rearranges my brain". Lol. She's referring to driving over pot holes.
Despite the fact that my husband and I agree there hasn't been a good episode since season 9, we still quote Simpsons to each other on pretty much a daily basis.
PGYx: Apparently, yelling at a hearing-impaired older person is not the best thing you can do, especially if you're a woman.... since the higher the pitch of your voice, the harder it is for them to hear you. I've actually had more success trying to talk in a loud but low-pitched voice.
::laughs:: Oh the elderly. I plan on staying young forever. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteIt is funny because it is true. The other tip is to always check the notes, in addition to asking the history:
ReplyDeleteME: Any history of heart problems or have you ever had a heart attack? Even if it has been treated or gotten better?
Pt: Ah, I had this chest pain once, and went to a hospital, but I'm fine, no, no issues.
Notes: CABGx3, PPM, multiple stents.
My personal favourite elderly encounter was of a woman who vehemently denied ever having surgery - upon review of her scars and hospital chart, I identified at least eight, including a mastectomy. I had thought at least that one would be memorable.
ReplyDeleteOh my GAWD that was hilarious! Onion on my belt! You are simply too funny.
ReplyDeleteLol. So true! I love working with seniors, they say the most random things. One thing, this elderly lady said "the city should fit the roads *pause* because it rearranges my brain". Lol. She's referring to driving over pot holes.
ReplyDeleteHilarious, as usual. You must be a Simpsons fan, eh?
ReplyDeleteLinda: Oh yes. If I were earning money off this site, I'd have to pay Matt Groening royalties.
ReplyDeleteI just happen to love Abe's rants. Plus my husband has FORCED me to commit every episode to memory.
ReplyDeleteDespite the fact that my husband and I agree there hasn't been a good episode since season 9, we still quote Simpsons to each other on pretty much a daily basis.
ReplyDeleteThis is so my life. It's a good one (man, do I dig the old folks), tho' at times the inefficiency is a bit frustrating.
ReplyDeleteI sometimes just lean in close to a hearing impaired patient's ear to talk. Saves me from yelling.
PGYx: Apparently, yelling at a hearing-impaired older person is not the best thing you can do, especially if you're a woman.... since the higher the pitch of your voice, the harder it is for them to hear you. I've actually had more success trying to talk in a loud but low-pitched voice.
ReplyDeleteHAHA ASK ABOUT BOWELS
ReplyDeletethat is 100% true they love talking about $hit
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