OH MY GOD Moments:
Me: "Where's the needle I used to inject the Botox? Did you put it in the sharps container?"
Attending: "Oh, I dropped it on the floor."
Me: "Uh... so where is it??"
Attending: "Still on the floor somewhere."
A ten minute search of the floor of the patient's room ensues, turning up nothing.
Me: "This is not good."
Attending: [totally unconcerned] "I guess it'll turn up eventually."
A minute later, I was clearing some syringe wrappers and I saw the needle lying on the keyboard of the EMG machine. I felt like we were starring in some med school video about Careless Doctors.