Wednesday, March 7, 2012

On call frustrations

From several years ago:

8AM:

Nurse: "I'm paging you to tell you know that you need to write a prescription for this patient to have meds to take with him to go home for a day tomorrow."

Me: "My patient upstairs is having chest pain. I'll do it later, okay?"

Nurse: "Okay."

Me: "But I don't know that patient, so have the medications available so I know what to write for."


An hour later:

Nurse: "I'm paging you to tell you know that you need to write a prescription for this patient to have meds to take with him to go home for a day tomorrow."

Me: "I didn't forget, but I'm in the middle of something. Do you need me to come down right now?"

Nurse: "No, just don't forget. You have to do this today."

Me: "I'll be down in half an hour."


Half an hour later:

Me: "Here I am! Hi, Nurse, what do I need to fill out?"

Nurse: "Hi, I'm glad you're here." (Hands me chart, which contains no helpful info)

Me: "What do I do with this? I don't know this patient and I've never worked on this floor before... what medications does he need? Where's the form to order the medications?"

Nurse: "I don't know the answer to any of those questions."

Me: "You paged me twice to come down here... and you don't have ANYTHING ready for me to fill out?"

Nurse: "Why don't you sit here and twiddle your thumbs for fifteen minutes while I try to figure it out."

2 comments:

  1. A friend of mine aptly pointed out that it's become apparent that it's politically correct to sanction sex for pleasure for men (hello coverage for Viagra) but not in women. There's no denying this issue can be compared equally- as you said, men don't carry around the proof/consequence/product of their sexual acts for 9 months. Just food for thought.

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