Monday, April 2, 2012

Erroneous

Nurse: "So the patient's hematocrit has always been high thirties, but yesterday it was 26. Now it's back up to 35."

Me: "I guess that value from yesterday was erogenous."

Nurse: "..."

Me: "That was the wrong word, wasn't it?"
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5 comments:

  1. Grumpy, M.D.April 2, 2012 at 5:24 AM

    Whatever turns you on.

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  2. Scrub NinjaApril 2, 2012 at 7:11 AM

    This is a great fear of mine. I don't want to use the wrong word and sound like an ingot.

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  3. Your Doctor's WifeApril 2, 2012 at 9:28 AM

    Oh, crappers! That is funny!

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  4. BarefootMedStudentApril 2, 2012 at 11:14 AM

    So funny!!
    My little brother once told me, in public, that he wanted the latest VIRGIN (of a PS3 game)...
    And once, while performing a skit to lots of tweens, I was supposed to exclaim that an alien had many large tentacles. But I instead referred to testicles...

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  5. MorrisApril 2, 2012 at 6:46 PM

    Trust Dr G. to come up with the funniest line.. :P

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