A shining post-call moment:
I was trying to call the chemistry lab to cancel a lab I had inadvertently ordered on a patient.
First I called and wasn't paying enough attention to the phone menu, so I pressed the wrong number.
I called back, but this time I dialed the wrong phone number altogether.
I called back again and listened to the message, but accidentally pressed the wrong menu number again anyway.
I called back again and this time didn't listen to the message, but accidentally pressed the wrong menu number once again.
Finally, on the fifth try, I managed to get through to the lab.
Time to go home, eh?