Splitting up the surgeries in OB/GYN:
Jon: "OK, how are we gonna divide up the cases?"
Amy: "I'll take the first case."
Jon: "I've already seen another cone biopsy, so I don't need to do that."
Me: "Okay, then I could take the cone biopsy."
Jon: "Then I'll take the hernia."
Amy: "So... everyone is happy then?"
Me: "Yeah. Wait, I mean, no. But I would say that the schedule for surgery has no impact on my happiness."