I lift up the patient's shirt to examine his abdomen and it is covered with long scars.
Me: "How did you get these scars?"
Patient: "Oh yeah, I had, like, my liver removed."
Patient: "But they put it back."
Me: "Well, that's good."
"I was getting it tattooed. You know, they opened that new internal organ tattoo parlor down the street. My girlfriend is an X-ray tech, and I wanted her to see her name inside me."ReplyDelete
Wow, that's pretty funny!ReplyDelete