Friday, May 4, 2012

Things you need to live

I lift up the patient's shirt to examine his abdomen and it is covered with long scars.

Me: "How did you get these scars?"

Patient: "Oh yeah, I had, like, my liver removed."

Me: "!"

Patient: "But they put it back."

Me: "Well, that's good."


  1. "I was getting it tattooed. You know, they opened that new internal organ tattoo parlor down the street. My girlfriend is an X-ray tech, and I wanted her to see her name inside me."