A conversation from a while back:
Nurse: "You look so young! How old are you?"
Me: "Huh?"
Nurse: "How old are you?"
Me: "I'm 27."
Nurse: "Wow, only 27? That is so young!"
Me: "Yep."
Nurse: "You aren't married, right?"
Me: "No, I'm married." (Holds up left hand)
Nurse: "Oh! But you don't have children yet, right?"
Me: "Actually, I'm pregnant."
Nurse: "Oh my gosh, congratulations! I couldn't tell... you're not showing yet, I don't think." (Starts sizing me up)
Nurse #2: "I can tell. Look at her breasts."
Me: (Hides under table)
Or puberty... I remember when I became aware of people finding me very interesting all of a sudden.
ReplyDeleteAdmit it: this post was just an excuse to brag about your rack to everybody.
ReplyDeleteYup. That's the first thing I thought, OMDG. Fizzy wanted to draw attention to her boobs and brag about how big the were when she was pregnant.
ReplyDeleteHmph. Excuse me, but I *still* have big boobs :P
DeleteI thought only guys would say that sort of thing.
ReplyDeleteThis tread is worthless without pics. :)
ReplyDeleteOh no jono. Ladies are the Worst about sizing up (judging) other ladies...
ReplyDeleteAgreed. Cleavage pics are in order. I'll be a shameless American male.
ReplyDeleteI think I've complimented all my pregnant friends on their boobs. And anyone who wants to comment on my pregnant boobs is absolutely welcome to.
ReplyDeleteThis thread is getting X-rated.
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