Sunday, December 30, 2012

Gone too far....

Me: "Do you think my posts sound like 'me'?"

Husband: "I dunno. Maybe a little too whiny."

Me: "Gasp! Are you implying I'm too whiny??"

Husband: "Well you do have a weekly whine. Plus a lot of daily whines too."

Me: "I guess I should be grateful you don't think I'm whiny in real life."

Husband: "I just assume you are whining to yourself all the time."

Me: "Secretly?"

Husband: "Yeah, like in your head."

Me: Well, I'm thinking of whines to put on the blog."

Husband: "But you have so many that sometimes you have a whine that isn't a weekly whine."

Me: "I know. It's out of control."

Husband: "I just think it's really funny how my purposely offensive post for you was the least offensive one."

And then he insisted that I write a whine about HIMYM and how it's so annoying that he still hasn't met the mother. Because seriously.


  1. HIMYM is out of control. SERIOUSLY. How could he not have met their mother yet??? If I were their mother I would have dumped him by now for being pedantic and long winded.

    1. To be fair, he's been complaining about that since season 2.

  2. It was a great show, but Doogie is the only likeable character these days and that's more because of NPH than the writing. Seriously how does Ted meet and discard so many perfect women? Is it really that easy to find a date in NY? If my wife ever gets smart and divorces me I am moving to NY so I can be like Ted, (if I was younger I would try to be like Barney)

    1. Plus they are so old now, it's kind of sad. I was watching a drunk train episode, and I couldn't help but think that it's pretty pathetic for two guys in their mid-30s to be attempting to hook up that way.