Psychiatrist: "Somehow patients always manage to get their Viagra. Their blood pressure meds, whatever... but they always take the Viagra."
My attending: "That makes sense."
Psychiatrist: "Viagra is really big in the gay male community, you know. It increases libido. Although I really don't think they need it. I mean, they're already having so much sex."
Attending: "Uh..."
Psychiatrist: "Even if you think you have a lot of sex, you can't even conceive of how much gay men have sex. You have no idea."
Atttending: "..."
Psychiatrist: "I had one patient who would go to these bathhouses and he told me he'd have sex like 12 or 13 times in one night!"
Me: "With different people?"
Psychiatrist: "Yeah!"
Me: "Wow."
Psychiatrist: "I don't know what it is about me. It seems like patients just ALWAYS want to share their sexual history with me. I don't think most doctors have this problem."
Attending: "Well, you're a psychiatrist and I'm in rehab. Patients just want to tell me about their speech problems or their knee pain."
Psychiatrist: "The only way I get to hear about knee pain is if it happened during sex."
That's offensive to psychiatrists. Haha sorry, just had to go there.
ReplyDelete12 or 13 times? I thought the one time we did it 4 times in a day back when we were first maried was something to brag about, guess not.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they count oral sex, in which case 12 times is easy
DeleteWOW! And yet, soooo funny!
ReplyDeleteI hope the MD discussed condom use w/ the pt.
ReplyDeleteThe last line made me laugh out loud for some reason.
ReplyDeleteI've had a similar conversation, but involving toys.
And knowing some gay dudes, I gotta agree with the psychiatrist.... I don't know about "12 or 13", but I never really asked.