Dr. Attending: "You know who you look exactly like?"
Patient: "Who?"
Dr. A: "Danny DeVito!"
Patient: "..."
Dr. A: "Has anyone ever told you that before?"
Patient: "Yeah."
Dr. A: "Well, you really do look an awful lot like him."
Patient: "Gee, thanks."
Dr. A: "Maybe it's your accent."
Patient: "Back when I had a goatee, people used to tell me I looked like Andre Agassi."
Dr. A: "..."
(I didn't think the guy looked all that much like Danny DeVito. Or Andre Agassi.)
For a moment, I thought the attending was talking about you.
ReplyDeleteMe too! "that's SO rude...plus I thought Fizzy was super-skinny..."
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