Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Sensory testing

Me: [lightly touching the inside of patient's knee, which is L3] "Does this feel normal?"

Patient: "Yes."

Me: "And equal on both sides?"

Patient: "Yes."

Me: "Okay."

Patient: "You can keep touching me there."

Me: [horrified]

8 comments:

  1. This made me laugh out loud.

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  2. Patient: "I'll give you an hour to stop that!"

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  3. Sounds a little frontally dis-inhibited.
    -Dr. Alice

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  4. testicular sonogram
    My husband is going to have a testicular sonogram. Can you tell me what he might feel with it? I'm curious if he could get an erection with it. Will he like the experience of a woman touching his organs. Do they touch the penis? Will he have fantasies with her afterwards? No, I'm not a jealous woman, I just want to know before. Mind of a woman after all. Thank you.

    Haha, it was a man that performed the sono, wait would it be worse if he then manned up?

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  5. i can't wait to be a real doctor

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