Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Sensory testing

Me: [lightly touching the inside of patient's knee, which is L3] "Does this feel normal?"

Patient: "Yes."

Me: "And equal on both sides?"

Patient: "Yes."

Me: "Okay."

Patient: "You can keep touching me there."

Me: [horrified]
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8 comments:

  1. Grumpy, M.D.April 23, 2013 at 4:20 AM

    "Move higher!"

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  2. AnonymousApril 23, 2013 at 6:04 AM

    This made me laugh out loud.

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  3. Medic2RNApril 23, 2013 at 6:45 AM

    Patient: "I'll give you an hour to stop that!"

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  4. UnknownApril 23, 2013 at 8:25 AM

    *shudder*

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  5. Wendy at Taking the Long Way HomeApril 23, 2013 at 10:37 AM

    LOL!!!!

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  6. AnonymousApril 23, 2013 at 11:52 AM

    Sounds a little frontally dis-inhibited.
    -Dr. Alice

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  7. AnonymousApril 24, 2013 at 10:35 AM

    testicular sonogram
    My husband is going to have a testicular sonogram. Can you tell me what he might feel with it? I'm curious if he could get an erection with it. Will he like the experience of a woman touching his organs. Do they touch the penis? Will he have fantasies with her afterwards? No, I'm not a jealous woman, I just want to know before. Mind of a woman after all. Thank you.

    Haha, it was a man that performed the sono, wait would it be worse if he then manned up?

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  8. AnonymousApril 24, 2013 at 1:56 PM

    i can't wait to be a real doctor

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