Thursday, May 9, 2013

Butt Balm

Do all hospital have "butt balm"? It's an ointment that the nurse or whoever rubs over the buttocks for a rash.

I feel like I've written so many orders lately for Butt Balm qShift that I don't even giggle anymore when I write it.

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  1. I don't remember the official name, but we called it butt cream. I slathered many ICU hineys in the past.

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  2. My son is now old enough that he gets the giggles just saying "Boudreaux's Butt Paste" (our home brand of choice).

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  3. Either Butt Balm or Butt Cream, both sounds funny!!

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  4. Our hospital calls it "butt paste." I had a very naive intern who asked me why we were putting glue on the backside.

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  5. Our hospital uses "butt paste". I think it's a combo of zinc oxide and Vit A and D ointment.

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  6. I use the stuff when I chafe from running. It works wonders.

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  7. At least you guys don't use Anti-Monkey Butt Power.
    Yes, it is real.

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  8. My hospital calls it Magic Butt Cream. It's desitin, maalox, and nystatin. You can even get it a local pharmacies :-)

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  9. Have you seen my Goldbond?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6uHTPgH4rY

    It could have been worse.

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  10. hahaha looking forward to residency already

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  11. We have butt paste and Greer's Goo.

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  12. Kaiser has 1-2-3 cream and it is just amazing stuff. Here at home, we just call it "butt cream", but I make sure we always have refills!!

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  13. We have our own special mouthwash for oral ulcers AND a butt paste.

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