As a peds resident, I have walked into parents having sex in their childs room and even a blowjob on the post-partum unit doing nursery rounds. I can't even fathom getting in the mood in your childs room in a children's hospital for god sakes!!
Note to self: adding "masturbation sign" to other signs such as "doing heroin in the bathroom" and "ordering pizza to hospital room" as a clinical indicator that the patient is ready for discharge.
really I want to go into emergamcey medicen when I leave school in 2 years. and any way who could do that when they are in a hospital. also what is your reaction?
an ortho consultant once told me that one of the patient he treated following a NOF fx was caught having sex with his gf. he got AVN post-op and they had to fix him bak...
It does, in inpatient settings. Not only have I seen it on rounds, but I was in for 9 days once (meningitis) and asked my wife (at the time) for a little favor. No big deal. Bodily functions still have to happen and I was in my 20s.
I'm in EM now and haven't seen it, though I'm sure I will. Seen quite a few post-coital injuries, both solo and w/partner. Normal stuff.
OMFG that's hysterical!!!
ReplyDeleteThe trick is to get them discharged before the last scene!!
ReplyDeleteI've walked in on the last one way too many times on rounds.
ReplyDeleteI've walked in on couples in the shower together.
DeleteEw.
As a peds resident, I have walked into parents having sex in their childs room and even a blowjob on the post-partum unit doing nursery rounds. I can't even fathom getting in the mood in your childs room in a children's hospital for god sakes!!
DeleteNote to self: adding "masturbation sign" to other signs such as "doing heroin in the bathroom" and "ordering pizza to hospital room" as a clinical indicator that the patient is ready for discharge.
ReplyDeletedose the last scene really happen that often ?
ReplyDeleteIt's happened to me more than once.
Deletereally I want to go into emergamcey medicen when I leave school in 2 years.
Deleteand any way who could do that when they are in a hospital. also what is your reaction?
an ortho consultant once told me that one of the patient he treated following a NOF fx was caught having sex with his gf. he got AVN post-op and they had to fix him bak...
ReplyDeleteIt does, in inpatient settings. Not only have I seen it on rounds, but I was in for 9 days once (meningitis) and asked my wife (at the time) for a little favor. No big deal. Bodily functions still have to happen and I was in my 20s.
ReplyDeleteI'm in EM now and haven't seen it, though I'm sure I will. Seen quite a few post-coital injuries, both solo and w/partner. Normal stuff.
TMI
ReplyDeleteAnything and everything can happen particular in ER
ReplyDeletewhat's the diagram on the first panel?
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