Dr. Attending: This is Dr. Orthochick. She's going to see you first and then I'll see you.
Dr. Attending departs
Me: Hi, I'm Dr. Orthochick. So what's been going on since the last time you were here?
Patient: I'll tell you when the doctor gets here.
Me: He'll be in after you and I finish talking.
Patient: No, I'll wait for the doctor.
Me: I am a doctor.
Patient: I'll wait for the real doctor.
At that point, she started reading the copy of People magazine in the examining room.
And that was the end of that patient interview for me.