Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Dr. Orthochick: Self-defense

I was palpating a guy's biceps tendon today in clinic when he grabbed my hand, twisted it behind my back, and put me in a headlock.

Patient: Oh, sorry, Doc. I should have warned you about that.

I guess that counts as a positive test. Also, never do a physical exam on a military guy without backup.

(It actually kind of hurt my wrist, but that wrist has been hurting for around a week now. I reduced a hip last Friday and I must have been positioned wrong because i felt a pop in my wrist and it's been sort of sore ever since. I was worried I tore something (TFCC came to mind) but I have full motion and almost full strength, so I don't think I did. But it's been clicking nonstop since then and having it forcefully twisted behind my back really didn't help the situation)

12 comments:

  1. ummmm... how are you not viewing this as a crime (battery)? Because that's what it is.

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  2. He should have warned you about what? His uncontrollable inappropriate self defense moves? Guess maybe you should warn him about the resulting psych referral. He's a ticking time bomb. And you should get your wrist looked at.

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  3. Assaulting a health care worker is a crime.

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  4. Agreed - should have been charged. He was doing that to be a jerk.

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  5. If he can't assess context well enough to know that a doctor is going to touch him during an exam and that that touch is not a threat that should result in a headlock, his judgment is really questionable. Like the other commenters, I think that what he did calls for more of a response-- a psych eval, criminal charges, something.

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  6. Absolutely inexcusable behavior. I was a military doc for over 23 years, pulling a stunt like that is not a "reflex". It is bulls@t aggressive behavior and should be dealt with as such.

    DocV

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  7. Agree with DocV. In my military career, I cared for Special Ops,Security, Pilots and Missiliers. Never witnessed or heard about such a thing. Abnormal behavior.

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  8. Not to mentioned that if you were hurt at work, your employer wants to know in case you need to make a claim against workman's comp.

    MBee

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  9. What?! Nobody puts u in a headlock on accident?! Please tell me u reported this!!!

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  10. The warning here is "I'm a giant douche who hurts women to show off."

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  11. Please let us know what you did about it!

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  12. Too bad you couldn't give him a nut crunching knee to the cods...."Sorry Patient Douche, I should of warned you about that."

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