A little while ago, I was calling to arrange a patient cardiology follow-up after her discharge. (Yes, my job is very glamorous.) I called the hospital she had come from and the operator informed me that there were no cardiologists on staff there, and anyone who had seen her had just popped in for a consult.
Me: "so how am I supposed to get her seen by cardiology?"
Operator: "well, I could put you through to Dr. Finder."
Me: "he's a cardiologist?"
Me: "sorry… Is that a she?"
A minute later, the operator had put me through to Doctor Finder, a service for helping you find a doctor. Talk about feeling dumb …