Scene: Outpatient trauma clinic, me seeing patient who had knee surgery, has history of brain issue
Patient who has had 9 brain surgeries for congenital defect: Is it ok if I ride my bicycle now?
Me: You can ride a stationary bicycle but I want you to wait another few weeks before riding an outdoor bike because i don't want you to fall and put all your weight on your knee
Patient who has had 9 brain surgeries for congenital defect: I can't wait to get back on my bicycle
Me: You always wear a helmet when you ride your bicycle, right?
Patient who has had 9 brain surgeries for congenital defect: No...why?
::sigh::
I know it's not related to the topic, but I felt it's important information that needs to
ReplyDeletebe shared. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
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In response to your tweet Dr. Fizzy, "I'm officially an old person."
ReplyDeleteNo, you're not! Not even close!
Here are the five ways to tell if you're an old person:
Number 5. The music you listen to is now referred to as "The Oldies."
Number 4. "House Hunters" is a show you now enjoy watching!
Number 3: Exercise is something other people do,
Number 2. You schedule your sex life and decide on a good meal instead.
And the Number 1 way you know you're getting old is............
You start calling anyone under 40,....Kid !