Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Dr. Orthochick: Thanks!

Me: ...and I'm not sure if we need to do [options x, y, or z] because [long and complicated list of pros and cons]--
Dr. Dream: OK, I'll tell you what we're going to do. You ready?
Me: Shoot.
Dr. Dream: I am going to take charge of the decision making process. You are going to go home and relax and I will decide what to do about everything.

And if there is a better present you can give your post-call, pre-menstrual (actually, wait...menstrual) resident on a Sunday morning, well, I don't know what it is.


  1. It's nice to hear of Docs helping each other out once in a while instead of trying to be dominant.

  2. and how do you know if he makes all the decisions he won't stick YOU in it if it hits the fan???? Some of the social deviants who passed boards should be paddled with them where the scrubs are the thinnest.