Nurse: Your patient in room 222 has a temperature of 43.5 Celsius and the computer notification went off that I need to tell you about that.
Me: Yeah, I'm sure it did because the computer is trying to tell us that there's no way that's possible.
Nurse: Well, he just got done with surgery and we took his temperature and that's what it was.
Me: Yeah...but that's over 110 degrees Fahrenheit.
Nurse: Oh. Maybe we should retake it.
Me: Yeah, let's start with that.
Lo and behold, it was a normal 98.6.
To quote "Player Piano":
He who lives by technology, dies by technology. Sic sempre tyrannis.